The Skyrunner Manifesto

Kiss or kill. Kiss the glory or die trying. Losing is death, winning means breathing. The struggle is what makes a victory, a winner.How many times have you cried of rage and pain? How many times have you lost your memory, your voice and your judgment because of your tiredness? And in this situation, how many times have you been thinking: Try again! A couple of hours more! Another hill! Pain does not exist, it is only in your head! Control it, destroy it, delete it, carry on! Make your opponents suffer, kill them. I am selfish, am I not? Sport is selfish because one has to be selfish to be able to fight and suffer, to love loneliness and hell. To stop, to cough, to be freezing, not feeling one’s legs, to feel nauseous, to vomit, have headache, a shock, blood running down your body… Have you got something better to offer me?

The secret is not in the legs. It is to find enough courage to go out and run when it’s raining, windy, when it’s snowing. When flashes of lightning hit the trees. When snowballs or ice rain hit your legs, your body and make you cry. To continue, you have to dry the tears from your face to be able to see the stones, the obstacles, the sky. Forget some hours of party, face tens of reproaches, say no to a girl, to the warmth of the blanket covering your face… Send everything to hell and go out in the rain until your legs bleed after having fallen down and risen again to keep running up… Until your legs shout: ENOUGH! And leave you alone in the middle of a storm in unknown mountains… until death.

Shorts drenched by the snow, brought by the wind that slaps you face and freezes your sweat. Light body, light legs. Feel the way the pressure of your legs and the weight of your body are concentrated on the metatarsus of your feet’s fingers, exerting a pressure capable of breaking stones, destroying planets and moving continents. With both legs in the air, flying like an eagle and running faster than a cheetah.

Or when you are going downhill, when your legs sink in snow or mud, just before pushing
forward, and make you feel free to fly, scream of rage, of hatred and love in the heart of the mountain, where only the bravest rodents or birds can become your confessors, hidden in their nest under the rocks…

They are the only ones who know your secrets and your fears. Because losing means dying. And you cannot die without giving your best, everything, without crying because of pain and injuries, you cannot give up. You have to fight until death. Glory is the greatest thing, you cannot reach it without giving everything you have. You have to fight, suffer and die. Without that, nothing is worth it. The time to suffer has come, the time to fight has come, the time to win has come. Kiss or die.

[Except from Correr o Morir by Kilian Jornet]

In the Hall of the Seal King

Seals and White-faced Heron were rampant along the coastline in the Abel Tasman NP, hissing and inhaling violently as I burst into their territory. Threatened, as I cut the line between them and their offspring, I sent the oily creatures flapping into the ocean … safety, for us both. Meanwhile, I managed to capture our mutual fear as we dodged and darted each other along the narrow strip of traversable terrain.

I present to you, In the Hall of the Seal King.

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Kicking Back in the Kaimanawas

For this trip, most of the drama happened before we even made it to the hills. From a week out, the weather forecast for a Taranaki summit looked miserable, as we knew it would be a hard enough challenge even on a blue-bird day. Despite the NZ weather websites declaring the Sunday of our summit attempt a write-off, I stayed optimistic and loyal to my Mountain-Forecast.com that gave us a much nicer sounding day… come Friday night and the consensus was rain, and plenty of it coming from the west…

‘Run to the East!’ we said, and a last minute trip to the Kaimanawa Ranges was jacked up. Sheltered by his older brothers Ngauruhoe and Tongariro, we would escape the worst of Taranaki’s rain dance. Up at 4am and out of town by 6am, we arrived at the gateway to the Umukarikari mountain range fuelled up on day-old bread from Tokoroa bakery.

Once our fearless leader Tom Goodman had packed, and re-packed his pack, we began the five hundred metre ascent to the bush line.

Lois at the bush line 

From there we picked our way across the range towards Sharp Cone. The sparse, rolling ridge-line snaked along into the cloud and out of sight. The blustery wind gave the place character; this was wild country. At first I didn’t know if it was worth venturing into the Kaimanawas, thinking they were just another set of hills… but impressive hills they were! We flew our All Blacks flags from our packs on the summit of Umukarikari, proud to be Kiwis.

A patriotic Aidan near Umukarikari
I now know the Kaimanawas to be an place of inspiration – Malcolm Law credits a long tramp here for giving him the idea to run the 7 Great Walks in 7 days, and so he did it. While walking along the spine of the Umukarikari, wind slapping me in the face, my idea to run the North Island’s twenty-one highest peaks became more realistic the more I thought of it… it will happen!

Five Kiwis and a Chilean
Scenery of Champions
Waipakahi hut appeared at the end of the range, and we enjoyed a good hour with the hut in sight before we finally stumbled onto the deck, to smell the fire. Hmm this must be good to be true, and it was. We had no business with said hut, we left the teenagers from Taupo to enjoy their comforts while we began on the great Waipakihi stream bash down river. By six o’clock we were rightfully tired after our crack-o-dawn start, so as soon as I walked across an old fire pit in an open tussock clearing, we dumped our packs for the night. This was a perfect place to camp alongside the river, while the girls put out the tents Aidan and I set ablaze to a ruthless camp fire. The petrol-doused tussock ignited with a blast, and it was a toasty inferno from that moment on, swallowing even the wettest logs whole.
All it needed was marshmallows…
Three AM, I woke to hear the characteristic pitter-pattering sound of….rain…I lay there for a few moments before realising that I’d left my pack outside not properly sealed. Foolish! I scrambled outside to drag my wet pack under the tent fly, cursing my assumption of a dry night. It was a hard task getting up when a soggy dawn came round, even harder when you have friends frying bacon and eggs for you, in the rain, dedication.

Get up Tom! … but its raining…

Eventually we began our day’s daunting stream bash down the Waipakihi river. There was no track but the river to follow, which made for some creative route choices… Will it be quicker through this deep section? Or maybe it will be faster to climb a bank, and bush bash to cut a corner… We trekked through thick fields of tussock, and made countless crossings back and forward over the river on our downstream journey. How good would this be in the summer, we thought – definitely a different place in the heat, with so many ideal turquoise coloured swimming holes just waiting to take a “sweet Mangere” bomb from an overhanging beech tree.

Stream bashing down the Waipakihi

After decrypting the intersections of spurs with predominant curves of the river, we decided we weren’t far from the base of the climb to Mt Urchin so we pushed onto the junction for lunch. The little warmth that we had managed to grapple hold of while walking dispersed faster than I would have ever imagined from Newton’s Law of Cooling. So we crammed our faces full, shouldered packs, and began the uphill plough to the bushline again. When I say plough, for one I mean penguin waddle, as one member’s drenched shorts were causing major chafing issues – not humorous at all on their part! Above the bushline we were hammered with the worst that the Kaimanawas could throw at us, and all the more epic for it. Rain spat in our faces at we charged along the ridge towards the trig – just as the Haka transforms mere sportsmen into warriors, we fuelled our summit assault with chants of Maori mountain peak names….TAAHUUU-RAANGI….PARE-TE-TAI-TONGGGGGAAAAA!!!

Aidan celebrates triumph over Urchin

It worked incredibly – we felt invincible to the onslaught of the icy rain. A few token photos at the summit, before taking off for the finish – only five clicks down through bush tracks separated us from completing our journey.

Aidan and I decided to go ahead of the other four so that we could collect the car from the other car park. At the road end we analysed the map: either 4km taking the road…or about half that by straight lining it through a power station and down a steep gulley. No brainer! We followed some faint tracks past giant concrete surge tanks, realising they were maintainence ways to the power-lines. When the trail ended we were forced to begin an extreme bush crash down the slope, and finally emerging at a road – a quick jog to the cars, and before long we were cruising home after an exhilarating weekend.

Aidan galloping down to the car park

I was impressed with the Kaimanawas after my first visit, but after opening up the map a few more folds, it seems we were hardly scratching the surface. My eyes are drawn to one peak in particular, in the centre of the remote, untamed wilderness. Looking closer at the contours, I can just imagine the majestic 1,726-meter pyramid thrusting into the eastern sky. The Seventh highest peak of the North Island.

MAKORAKO…

Kaimanawa Ranges